Sep 28

Sticking it to the paper towel man

Posted by LL Cool C | Posted in Uncategorized | Posted on 28-09-2011

If you are like me, then you dislike all the new touch-less sensor paper towel dispensers.  It’s not their handiness or cleanliness that I dislike, it’s the stingyness of the towels.  They give a small size of paper towel, and then I have to tear it and wave my hand again to try and get more.  At times I need to do this three times because of large handedness.  I have spent several bathroom trips testing and retesting this fool proof method where you get more paper towels without tearing.  If you follow the steps below, you will never need to go through this pain and hardship again.

  1. First you will need to wave your hand as usual.  This can be with your right or left hand.  I chose my right hand for this demonstration.  Please feel free to flip these pictures horizontally if you need help using your left hand.Waving Hand
  2. The paper towel will dispense.  This is where the Paper Towel Man wishes you would stop.  Don’t bring your short towels to a full hand drying towel party, Paper Towel Man, we need more!
  3. Next, grab the bottom of the paper towel and pull up.  Be careful not to pull up too hard as to rip the paper towel.  You should here a little click, or something feel something “resetting.”
  4. Wave your right, or left, hand over the sensor again.
  5. Enjoy enough paper towel to truly get your hands dry.  You’ve also told the Paper Towel Man that you are not a part of his system.

Sep 04

Hello world!

Posted by LL Cool C | Posted in Uncategorized | Posted on 04-09-2010

Welcome to WordPress. This is your first post. Edit or delete it, then start blogging!

Nov 06

Two websites emerge out of Election 2008

Posted by LL Cool C | Posted in Uncategorized | Posted on 06-11-2008

Two websites with similar goals have just been released to the public.  The sites http://www.ivoteddemocrat.com and http://www.ivotedrepublican.com are their to sell you t-shirts when your words just don’t say what you need them to.  The great part about the sites is they are not tied to a particular candidate and/or year.  In talking with the creator of the site he said, “The great thing is that if either party slips up or does something good, we will be their with a t-shirt for it.”

I Voted Republican

I Voted Democrat

 

Aug 19

China's Olympic Nightmare

Posted by lostinchina | Posted in Uncategorized | Posted on 19-08-2008

Posted at Global Notions

The unthinkable happened yesterday at the National Stadium and hundreds of millions of Chinese fans across the country were finally brought back to reality during what has been an Olympics marked by national celebration.  Not only has China clearly dominated the individual sports (minus swimming) which has provided them an insurmountable lead in the gold medal race, but the Games themselves have been an overwhelming success to both their national and international audiences.  Air quality is great, volunteers are perfect, no spitting, no pushing, taxis are clean, food is splendid, venues are spectacular, no protests, greatest Olympics ever, the last iconic Olympics; all comments one can read in the news or hear in the streets around Beijing and throughout the world.  Yet, in the midst of all the good, China’s sport’s god will not be performing miracles this Olympics.

Liu Xiang had the weight of a nation on his shoulders leading up to the Beijing Olympics.  I posted this advertisement that has been running in China all summer as a reminder of the heights one can rise to (or be thrust to) in the rapidly modernizing, individualizing China.  At the end, the viewer sees a Chinese athlete being lifted by the nation to the top pedestal of a medal stand.  The athlete remains faceless, yet there should be no doubt.  He is Liu Xiang, China’s famous hurdler, a national hero.  If you watch the advertisement again, you might notice that the first three athletes all play in team sports (basketball, soccer and volleyball) and that the nation is helping them only to perform various skills required by their sport.  However, the country is lifting Liu Xiang, an individual, to the gold medal pedestal.  This is a powerful image in a country where rapid social change is the norm.

During an interview after Liu Xiang failed to run his preliminary race, a journalist asked why the public had not been warned about the chances of Liu Xiang not being able to compete.  His coach replied that they never had doubts.  While I find this hard to believe, it is indicative of a society that is beginning to accept individual success as THE true measure of success.  Liu Xiang had been hurt most of the running season with a hamstring injury and it’s highly unlikely his Achilles problem suddenly appeared the day of his race.  Yet the general population was allowed to continue to place the hopes and dreams of a nation on an individual athlete, despite reality.  When his body failed, and thus him in relation to the Olympics, it is not surprising that one would see a national outpouring of sorrow and disappointment.